You know you're a true Clay Aiken fan when....
(give yourself a point for each question you answer)
DO IT TRUTHFULLY!!!
by Stephanie

1: His voice gives you the chills:
2: You claim to hate Ruben and say his voice sucks even though you know its not true just beacuse you're a clay fan:
3: People get annoyed at your excessive talking of AI (especially Clay):
4: You spend your entire time on AOL ignoring people going on clay chats, clay sites, and buying clay merchandise:
5: You refer to tuesdays and wednesdays as tuesclay and wednesclay:
6: You find yourself constantly defending him on "Vincent" saying it was the shows fault because they changed the lyrics last minute
7: You say the show was rigged, when clearly you know it wasn't:
8: You go out of your way to mention clay, or bring AI in the conversation:
9: You practice his hip shaking, winks, and adorable smiles in front of the mirror:
10: Everytime AI/Clay is mentioned on t.v or radio you immediately turn up the volume and get excited:
11: You've memorized the lyrics to every song Clay sings
12: You watch the boring news for a full hour just because you heard Clay might be mentioned:
13: You memorized his appearances and taped them if you were going to be away:
14: You defend his pink dressing room and the fact that he might be gay by saying he is just sensitive:
15: Claim that dorky is the new cute (adorkable):
16: Became a claymate or clayniac:
17: You ignore/try to ignore the friends that aren't interested in AI and seem to be losing touch with them:
18: Your close friends that are Ruben fans are now your enemies or you're in a fight with them
19: Your playlist consists of only AI songs and you can't stand listening to anything else:
20: You already bought AI cd's and preordered Clays:
21: You buy magazines if there is even one picture of Clay:
22: Make homepages on Clay:
23: Taped all episodes of AI and watch them over and over again to see Clay:
24: Memorized his families names, his allergies, favorites, etc:
25: Feel like your tues. & weds. are "incomplete" and AIJ will not be the same:
26: You speak in a Southern accent half the time:
27: Claim North Carolina is the coolest state ever!:
28: Just thinking about Clay gives you butterflies:
29: Diss Kim,Trenyce, Kim L, Vanessa, and especially Carmen because Clay kissed them:
30: Think the girls of AI shouldn't have the privelage of sitting on Clays lap, and you almost cry when you see the pictures of it:
31: Cried when he lost American Idol:
32: When you watch the last episode on re-run you keep thinking it got screwed up and they're going to call Clay as the winner:
33: Claim you're scared of water, when you are definately not:
34: Have gotten to be closer friends with Clay fans:
35: Think Clays big ears are adorable!:
37: Have amazing seats to the AI tour:
38: Use qoutes like "achin for aiken" "aikens got me shakin" "build me up clay" in everyday life:
39: Dumped your boyfriend claiming there is someone else (clay!) or claim your new crush is Clay (and you are perfectly serious):
40: Think Clay is an absolutely perfect human being and they should change nothing nothing nothing!

Scoring:
Perfect 40!! OMG just call yourself Miss Aiken ; )
30-39 sOOo CLOSE...clay would be proud : )
20-29 --- ok you like clay a lot...but no that's not love!
10 -19 --- : ( poor clayton
0-9 --- what are you a ruben fan!? do you even watch american idol!? LEAVE!