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"Claymerican Pie"

A long long time ago
I can still remember how my Clayton used to make me smile
and I knew if he had his chance
that he could shake his hips and dance
and make the Claymates happy for a while
but the group two results show made me shiver
I felt my lip start to quiver
Bads news on the TV
Clay'd gotten less than Rube and Kimmy...

I can't remember if I cried when I
heard that Clayton was denied
but something touched me deep inside
the day I saw AI...

I started singing
Bye, bye all you other AI's
I'm not hatin, I love Clayton
He's my #1 guy
Those cute lil' Claymates drinking Coke with a smile
Saying "clay is the american idol...clay is the american idol..."

So Clay came back and sang don't let the sun go down
Even Simon had to come around
'cause the Claymates told him so...
The next night we waited anxiously
To learn the fate of our Clay-baby
But Ryan, he pretended not to know...

But America was in love with him!
More than Carmen, Trenyce, or even Kim
And so the velvet-elf
Wound up in the top twelve!

He was a geeky guy with a big smooth voice
He was America's Wild Card choice
And I screamed and made a lot of noise
the day I saw AI....

So the first night that the show went live
Clay sang to me about "Sugar Pie"
and oh, how the girls in the crowd screamed...
when the results came in the next night
Clay was safe to my delight
'cause of votes that came from you and me...

Then he sang "somewhere out there"
all the judges had to sit and stare
Simon called him the one to beat
the whole crowd jumped to their feet!
and while Charlie had to go back home
the claymates charged up all their phones
preparing for more busy tones
the day I saw AI...

Helter skelter themes all out of kilter
Instead of disco we got country-rock filler
What the hell kind of theme is that?
So Clay wished on Someone Else's Star
And we learned how biased the producers are
But Simon's comment didn't take him very far

'cause the results show air was sweet perfume
when we learned America loved Clay's tune
We all got up to dance
and the next week we got the chance
'cause disco night had finally come
Clay sang to us of "Everlasting Love"
Do you recall that stupid judge?
The day I saw AI...

Oh in there we were all in one place
Hoping Clay would win the race
The time had come for Billboard Hits!
So come on Clay be nimble, Clay be quick
Clay sang "At This Moment" and his voice was rich
And he was safe that week again...

Billy Joel night we watched him on the stage
Our eyes were wide, we were amazed
How were we to know...
that Clay didn't just sing well slow?!
And as the votes went on into the night
To keep our Clay there, safe and tight
We saw Simon laughing with delight
the day I saw AI...

The next week Clay was wearing leather...
All the Claymates shrieked with pleasure...
He just smiled and sang away
He said he could not ask for more
the judges acted like a FOX whore
and Simon said that he should be on Broadway...

and in the homes the women steamed, the husbands teased and the
Claymates
schemed
The next week he sang Buttercup
It pushed his fanbase way up...
and then he sang of Solitaire
and sweet Sedaka was in tears
All the judges gave their cheers
the day I saw AI...

I started singing
Bye, bye all you other AI's
To Love Somebody, rocked my party
Clay's my #1 guy
Those cute lil' Claymates drinking Coke with a smile
Saying "clay is the american idol...clay is the american idol..."

We were singing...
Bye, bye all you other AI's
Grease was the word, *THUDS* were heard
Clay's our #1 guy
Those cute lil' Claymates drinking Coke with a smile
Saying "clay is the american idol!!!!".

"You're a mean one Mr.Scowell"

You're a mean one, Mr. Scowell
You really are a heel,
You change your mind so often, how do you really feel, Mr. Scowell,
You make everyone scream "Are you for REAL?"!
You're a monster, Mr. Scowell,
Wax has filled your ears,
Your brain is full of spiders, you're each contestants greatest fear,
Mr.
Scowell,
I wouldn't touch you except to kick you in the rear!
You're a foul one, Mr. Scowell,
You think that Clay won't stay,
You have failed to see the wonder that all know as Clay, Mr. Scowell,
Just remember, the Claymates will have their say!
You're so snotty, Mr. Scowell,
You're the king of being rude,
Your only true talent is the ability to be crude, Mr. Scowell,
Randy would have to describe you as a "Really whack dude"!
You nauseate me, Mr. Scowell,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You somehow always manage to make yourself look cross, Mr. Scowell,
You forget that now we have the power to choose the next American Idol
Nothing you say can cause us one Claymate loss.!
You're a foul one, Mr. Scowell,
You make our hearts feel sunk,
If we had our way we'd take you and lock you in a trunk, Mr. Scowell,
The three words to describe your opinions are, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

"Hopplessly Devoted To You"

Guess ours are not the first heartbrokens,
Our eyes are not the first to cry,
We're not the first to know
There's just no getting over YOU

You know we are just some fools who are willing,
To see around and wait for you,
But Clay-baby can't you see?,
There's nothing else for us to do
We're Hopplessly Devoted To You.

But now there's nowhere to hide,
Since we've seen you already shine,
Past throught the AI,
Hopplessly Devoted To You.

Our heads are saying: 'Fool forget him',
Our hearts continue like 'Don't let go
Hold on till the end' and that 's what we intend to do
We are Hopplessly Devoted To You.

But now there's nowhere to hide,
Since you've pushed our loves aside,
We are out of our heads
Hopplessly Devoted To You,
Hopplessly Devoted....To...You....!

"Everlasting Love"

AI got by,
Leave us hurt when it was done,
It went away,
Just when it needed so,
Filled with regret Simon said 'Horrible'
To our Dear Clay
But the love continues....
Open up your eyes,
Don't you realize,
Clay has won for us our 'Everlasting Love'
Ruben may have won,
But Clay is from here on,
He'll never denied our 'Everlasting Love',
From the very start,
He reached out on our hearts,
He'll always be a part of our 'Everlastin Love'
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

"God Bless Our Darlin' Clay"

If tomorrow all the songs were gone,
I’d heard for all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just "Invisible" and "This is the Night"
I’d thank my ding-dang stars,
to still be listenin' today
‘Cause now I've heard an angel's voice,
and they can’t take that away.
And I’m proud to be a Clay Aiken fan,
'cause in my heart I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the the times I cried,
Just watching him on TV
And I'll gladly stand up,
next to him and defend him everyday.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this man,
God bless our darlin' Clay...
From the frenzy of the Bolt boards,
to the scope of TTC.
Across the pages of Neurox,
From sea to shining sea.
From Alaska down to Key West,
and Raleigh to L.A.
Well there's pride in every Claymate heart,
and its time we stand and say....
That I’m proud to be a Clay Aiken fan,
'cause in my heart I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the the times I cried,
Just watching him on TV...
And I'll gladly stand up,
next to him and defend him everyday.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this man,
God bless our darlin' Clay...
And I’m proud to be a Clay Aiken fan,
'cause he means so much to me
I love him for the man he is,
And the man he's gonna be...
And I'll gladly stand up,
next to him and defend him everyday.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this man,
God bless our darlin' Clay...

"We Will Be Here"

Tomorrow morning if you wake up
And the sun does not appear,
We will be here.
If in the dark you lose yourself,
Fall back to us, and have no fear,
‘Cause we will be here.
CHORUS
We will be here when you feel like being quiet;
When you need to speak your mind, we will listen.
And we will be here when the triumph turns to sorrow;
Forever, today or tomorrow,
We'll love you forever
We will be here.
Tomorrow morning if you wake up
And your future is unclear,
We will be here.
As sure as seasons are made for change,
Your stardom was made for years
And we will be here.
CHORUS
We will be here, and you can cry on our shoulders;
When the mirror tells us we’re older, we'll still love you.
And we will be here when the triumph turns to sorrow;
Forever, today or tomorrow,
We'll love you forever
We will be here.
We will be true to our promise that we've made,
To you and to the Lord who gave you to us
As sure as seasons are made for change,
Your stardom was made for years
And we will be here
We'll love you forever
We will be here

"Dream Lover"

Every night we hope and pray,
That you Clay Lover will come our way,
For you to hold in our arms,
And see the magic of your charm.
Because we want, to hear, you sing, a song...
We want you Clay Lover
So we don't have to dream alone
Clay Lover, Where are you?
With your voice to make us drool
and a face adorkable, with a heart as pure as gold.
Because we want, a Clay, to call, Lover
We want a Clay Lover so we don't have to dream alone!
Someday, I don't know how
I hope he reads the things,
That we sent each and very week
To his fan sites, OH! PLZ!!
Clay Lover until then,
We're going to sleep and dream again,
That's the only thing to do
Till' all Clay Lover's dreams come true!
Because we want, to hear, you sing, asong...
We want a Clay Lover,
So we don't have to dream alone.
Clay Lover until then,
We're going to sleep and dream again,
That's the only thing to do!
Till' all our Clay Lover's dreams come true!!
Because we want, a Clay, to call, Lover!!!
We want a Clay Lover
So we don't have to dream alone........
Please!!!!Don't make us dreammmmmmm alone!!

"Grease"

We saw a hip shaking,
and we saw a light,
of that hidden 'SHAKE'
that Cay made for us.
There ain't no danger,
we can drool too much,
we start believing now,
that Clay+Shake is like :drools: <~That!
"CLAY" is the word
(chrosu: Is the word, is the word, that you heard)
he has groove and good meaning
:clay's hip shake:
Ohhhh!!!Clay is the time, is the place, is the emotion!
Clazy is the way we are feeling.
Clay is our life for illusions,
wrapped up in dreams, left in confusion,
How did HE get US like this?!?!?!
(chrous: clay is the word, is the word that you heard)
He has groove and good meaning
:clay's hip shake:
Ohhhhh!!!Clay is the time, is the place, is the emotion!
Clazy is the way we are feeling!!
:clay's hip shake:
"CLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(while chorus: is the word, is the word, is the word)
Is the WORDDDD!!!"
:Clay's end hip shake:

"Open Arms"

Seeing you dancing,
There in the dark
Hearing your voice through the mic...

Softly you whisper,
And then you shout
How could you be so blind?

We saw you becoming
The next new star
And here we're by your side...

We'll always come to you,
With Open Arms
Wanting your ove,
Believ what we say.
Cause we will have Open Arms
Hoping you'll see
What yopur hip shaking means,
Open Arms

Living without you,
Would be so wrong.
The empty hours
would seem so long.

Wanting to hear you,
And see you again...
How much I missed Tuesday nights!!

But now that I've heard
'Invisible'
I fell in love again......

We'll always come to you,
With Open Arms,
wanting your CLUTCH
Believe what we say.
Cause we have Open Arms,
Hoping you'll see
What your love means to us,
Open Arms